Riley Burnham enterprises
you hurl the rock toward the beastly man

it flies w/ grace; riding the air; gathering force in anticipation

the presumably evil foe dodges the rock, it cruising over his head; into the crowd

an audience member stands up; screaming about his wife

a coconut slams across your face -- ow

your opponent stands over you, wielding his fierce fruit
irate audience member seethes
this becomes terrifying