Riley Burnham enterprises
the audience goes absolutely wild

you see tears of elation; religious ecstasy; general fanfare & sports-appreciation

you sip w/ your ears the sounds of success; their hollers gilding your memory-holes

  you're the man now; the new jock; the much-sought-after man-o-the-day 

it feels good

you get babes; eat & drink well; have lots of free time; & enjoy hobbies & peace

​​​​​​​you flex when able; because it looks & feels good

you occasionally recall the sound of pinning your not-friend's head w/ a crude pinny-plank

you smile to yourself
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